posted by
the_dala at 09:35pm on 02/11/2004
A little relief from the OMG PANIC, courtesy of
greenabsinthe:
Indecision 2004 Blog
"Liberal Agenda:
Pledge allegiance...to FRANCE.
Consider new hairdo -- consult UN first.
Put finishing touches on plan to force all Americans to gay marry."
OH MEGAAAAAAN....
Despite a massive get-out-the-vote campaign this year, there are reports of voter disenfranchisement from around the country -- particularly, in this Halloween season, among zombies.
"Vote or Die" is a great slogan for the living," said one young zombie would-be voter in Ohio. "But what about the undead? Where do we fall in this equation? Since we're already dead, that doesn't really give us much of a choice. We want to vote, too. Voting, and BRAINS! BRAINS! I'm especially interested in environmental policy, and the reckless deficit spending of the Bush White House. And the availability of fresh BRAINS!"
Indecision 2004 Blog
"Liberal Agenda:
Pledge allegiance...to FRANCE.
Consider new hairdo -- consult UN first.
Put finishing touches on plan to force all Americans to gay marry."
OH MEGAAAAAAN....
Despite a massive get-out-the-vote campaign this year, there are reports of voter disenfranchisement from around the country -- particularly, in this Halloween season, among zombies.
"Vote or Die" is a great slogan for the living," said one young zombie would-be voter in Ohio. "But what about the undead? Where do we fall in this equation? Since we're already dead, that doesn't really give us much of a choice. We want to vote, too. Voting, and BRAINS! BRAINS! I'm especially interested in environmental policy, and the reckless deficit spending of the Bush White House. And the availability of fresh BRAINS!"
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