the Dalaverse

"I can't believe I'm in the blogosphere."
"See for yourself. Just google 'Rory Gilmore sex boat.'"

I will be laughing about this all night long.

Also, Paul Anka is my new favorite character on TV.

This is what I'm doing instead of writing my study abroad essay so I can turn the application in TOMORROW.

Hey, it's Tom! I love Tom!

The "if you see this, quote Firefly" meme that's floating around:

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?
Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. Besides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. There's a whole airflow.
Inara: And you'd know that because...?
Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Zoe gets nekkid.
Wash: No.
Jayne: I could get nekkid...?
Zoë: No.
Wash: No.

Mal: Okay, help me find our man. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky. Wears a red sash crossways.
Kaylee: Why does he do that?
Mal: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone pageant. Just help me look!
Kaylee: Is that him?
Mal: That's the buffet table.
Kaylee: But how will we know for sure until we've questioned it?

Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful?


Boy, my preferences aren't obvios at all.

LANE! SEBASTIAN BACH! BAND! SQUEEEEE! Oh, and Coldplay snark -- sweet.

Am I the only one who thinks Nathan Fillion and Gale Harold have stong, strange physical similarities?

Am I the only one who'd kill to see Mal/Brian?

I forgot to mention my very favorite thing at the protest. It was these three middle-aged women I passed halfway down 15th Street. They were topless and wearing signs that read, "War is obscene." They were awesome.

I would promise to stop spamming, but it might be a lie.

ETA more GG ramblings.

Luke is the best boyfriend/fiancé ever.

I'm still getting a kick out of seeing Rory so unhappy. They've got, like two and a half seasons to make up for.

BWAHA! "Why aren't you renouncing Satan?!" is my new catchphrase.