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posted by [personal profile] the_dala at 09:07pm on 10/11/2003
When this is over I am going to BLAST rock music.

Hmmm. I'll start out with "Gimme Shelter" which I've just downloaded, then I'll move on to the handful of Black Sabbath/Ozzy songs in my possession, then...the Doors...Steppenwolf...Jimi Hendrix, I need some scorching guitarwork, man...vintage Derek and the Dominoes/Cream Clapton...and rounding it out with Led Zeppelin.

Oh Zep, hallelujah, I want to see your faaaaace! By your grace I am saaaaaved! You are Lord Zep Almighty! You are holy holy holy! I cry out to you, worthy is the Led, worthy is the Ledddddd.

Hey, this almost makes it bearable. I swear those are actual (bastardized, naturally) lyrics. Gives me chillls, in a wrong dirty way -- and not in a good, sexual wrong dirty way.

Our Led, is an awesome Led we praise, in heaven above (hey, John Bonham's dead, it counts), our Led is an awesome Leeeeeeddddddd!

Yeah, Led sounds better than Zep in this usage.

I'm entertaining myself, shut up!

More Led, more Led, more of Led in my life. And I will worship Led, with all of my life (repeat three times), they are my Led. More Led, more Led, more of Led in my life.

Oh god. The same exact lyrics get repeated over and over about eighty-four thousand times, but I'll be damned if I'm going to copy it all over. I'm damned anyway!

The violins they use in the song are going to commit suicide any minute now from such blatant misuse.

Oh god.

And I will open up my heart, touch me in the deepest part.

*Lorelai voice* DIRTY!

That's right up there with that wrong book title I saw in CVS once -- I think I posted about it, I'll go find it...there it is! Jesus Wants All of Me. Scary as hell, man.

Okay, this music's much better, chick with a pretty voice. I'll stop bitching and mocking. Because I'm not mocking the religion, I'm mocking the shitty music. Shitty music is very threatening to me. It is, in fact, about the most intimidating thing you can do to me. It's the equivalent of going up to a human and said "Blood...blood...blood."

Yeah, I lifted that wholesale from Douglas Adams. Do you know where your towel is?
Mood:: 'annoyed' annoyed
Music:: ::shakes head::

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