the Dalaverse

So I have an assignment for Social Interaction. For a whole day, I have to "pay close attention to my stream of consciousness," track the shift of my thoughts and "characterize the ebb and flow of ideas and topics in your mind." Then I will write a short report which may be read aloud in class.

Ummm...does this mean I have to not think about buttsex and pirates and futtocks for a whole day?

I guess I can lie about it. But I'll have a devil of a time coming up with fake thoughts to fill those empty spaces. Tumbleweeds across the plain, dude. That scene in "Coupling" where Steve forgets Susan's name in the presence of Marianne Frostrup.

Oh, and please, somebody write this for hannahrorlove. And me. And dammit, nobody's ever bitten that young-Nelson-in-Port-Royal idea!