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the_dala at 04:03pm on 12/12/2006
the_dala at 04:03pm on 12/12/2006OMG you guys. I'm on to "Cutthroat Island," which in case you didn't realize (I didn't), is in the Guinness Book of Records as the worst bomb ever. Seriously. It was made for close to $100 million, and it brough in $10 million at the box office.
It is so, so, SO bad. In many ways it's like CoBP, except TOTALLY STUPID and AWFUL. You should rent it immediately.
This is going to be fun ::rubs hands together::
ETA:: *maniacal laughter* I keep trying to describe how awful it is, but there are just No. Words.
Okay, a few: the monkey is named King Charles and Random Black Pirate (he doesn't have a name because there were no minor character introductions) just used 'leeward' to mean 'port.' I think. I don't even know what's going on, the dialogue is so bad.
It is so, so, SO bad. In many ways it's like CoBP, except TOTALLY STUPID and AWFUL. You should rent it immediately.
This is going to be fun ::rubs hands together::
ETA:: *maniacal laughter* I keep trying to describe how awful it is, but there are just No. Words.
Okay, a few: the monkey is named King Charles and Random Black Pirate (he doesn't have a name because there were no minor character introductions) just used 'leeward' to mean 'port.' I think. I don't even know what's going on, the dialogue is so bad.
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