posted by
the_dala at 05:00pm on 04/02/2004
I must take a moment to celebrate the triumphant return of PIE to the vending machine downstairs. Sure, it isn't my favorite cherry pie, but it is pie nonetheless.
My love of pie really cannot be underestimated, or even expressed in coherent terms. Suffice to say that given a choice of desserts, I will without fail always choose pie. If pie is an option for dinner, breakfast, or lunch, then I will probably pick it then too. I do not care how disgusting this is. I do not care how many calories are in one tiny little Hostess apple pie. All I know is that I love it, even if it doesn't love me back -- at least, it doesn't love my stomach, my thighs, my ass...
I'm going to keep a running tally of how much money I spend on pie this semester. If I don't waste at least twenty Flexdollars on those delicious little pastries of canned fruit product and death, well, I won't actually do anything, but I'll be very suprised.
So, pie total as of right now (because the day, love, is far from over): $.80.
My love of pie really cannot be underestimated, or even expressed in coherent terms. Suffice to say that given a choice of desserts, I will without fail always choose pie. If pie is an option for dinner, breakfast, or lunch, then I will probably pick it then too. I do not care how disgusting this is. I do not care how many calories are in one tiny little Hostess apple pie. All I know is that I love it, even if it doesn't love me back -- at least, it doesn't love my stomach, my thighs, my ass...
I'm going to keep a running tally of how much money I spend on pie this semester. If I don't waste at least twenty Flexdollars on those delicious little pastries of canned fruit product and death, well, I won't actually do anything, but I'll be very suprised.
So, pie total as of right now (because the day, love, is far from over): $.80.
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