the Dalaverse

BWAHA.

Vanessa: You know, in the next "Pirates" movie, they should have more Norrington, because I know you'd love that, and he should get kidnapped by pirates, and they can make him be a pirate...

Me: ...yeah. Yeah.
(trying not to die)

Ness: And Will's gone to law school and he's a lawyer and he goes off to rescue Norrington with Jack while Elizabeth has a baby.

Tim: Maybe Barbossa can come back from the dead.

Ness: Cheesy.

Tim: Sequels tend to be.

Ness: Maybe...Barbossa's twin brother...

Tim: I wouldn't support that.

Ness: Well, it's a thought.

Tim: I think something should happen to Jack. Maybe he and Will are like...pirate buddies.

Ness: I want to know about Mr. Gibbs. How did he turn pirate? That is my burning question. He's all anti-pirate in the beginning, and then boom, he's a pirate. What's up with that?

Tim: Bootstrap could still be alive, if he got up from the bottom of the sea. And Will could search for his father. Could be cheesy, though.

Ness: Don't care.

Tim: There's definitely got to be a new villain though. Don't know what they're going to do with that. Have you seen the internet sites with all the fan speculation about the sequel?

(me choking)

Ness: We should write the sequel. They could have a contest and people could vote.

Tim: But the person who won would have to get a cut.

Ness: No, the prize would be...meeting Johnny Depp.

Tim: I still don't like that idea, fans writing the thing. There's some crazy ideas out there -- lot about Bootstrap, and the monkey.

(me thinking oh god oh god don't mention slash i'm such a bad liar don't do it don't bring it up)


Can you see how I stopped participating in the conversation because I was too busy transcribing and internally cracking up?


Oh good, we're on to HP and JKR now. Thank. GOODNESS.