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the_dala at 02:28pm on 10/09/2004
the_dala at 02:28pm on 10/09/2004Today's installment of Amusing Things My Professors Have Said, we have Professor Hatch of the Biology department.
Hatch: -- and if you put your miniature apricot poodle in the microwave and pressed 'pizza,' what do you think would happen?
Dala: *wakes up*
Class: *boggle*
Hatch: Blah blah blah heat energy...and once you were done baking your poodle, it would no longer have many of its initial qualities. Like those annoying little yapping sounds they make.
Class....
Dude. There's analogies, and then there's psychopaths.
Hatch: -- and if you put your miniature apricot poodle in the microwave and pressed 'pizza,' what do you think would happen?
Dala: *wakes up*
Class: *boggle*
Hatch: Blah blah blah heat energy...and once you were done baking your poodle, it would no longer have many of its initial qualities. Like those annoying little yapping sounds they make.
Class....
Dude. There's analogies, and then there's psychopaths.
amused
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