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posted by [personal profile] the_dala at 02:28pm on 10/09/2004
Today's installment of Amusing Things My Professors Have Said, we have Professor Hatch of the Biology department.

Hatch: -- and if you put your miniature apricot poodle in the microwave and pressed 'pizza,' what do you think would happen?
Dala: *wakes up*
Class: *boggle*
Hatch: Blah blah blah heat energy...and once you were done baking your poodle, it would no longer have many of its initial qualities. Like those annoying little yapping sounds they make.
Class....

Dude. There's analogies, and then there's psychopaths.
Mood:: 'amused' amused
Music:: the song from the "garden state" commercials, in my head
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posted by [identity profile] hazelhawthorne.livejournal.com at 11:36am on 10/09/2004
My co-workers are giving me dirty/worried looks because of the uncontrolable guffawing coming from my direction.

I so miss being in school! Isn't Bio just the greatest subject?

...and once you were done baking your poodle Bestest line ever!
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 11:39am on 10/09/2004
Hee. And this is the professor I call Jerry Garcia and my friend calls Santa Claus on Acid in a Hawaiian Shirt, so the effect was enhanced by the appearance.
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posted by [identity profile] donkeyriding.livejournal.com at 12:00pm on 10/09/2004
hahahahahahahahahaa

oh MAN! i think that just made my day :D
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 01:12pm on 10/09/2004
Glad to oblige :)
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posted by [identity profile] gryphons-lair.livejournal.com at 12:13pm on 10/09/2004
The 'poodle in the microwave' thing is a very, VERY old Urban Legend, back from the days when microwaves were rare and poorly-understood things.

The story goes that a Little Old Lady was used to having her toy poodle sit in the oven turned on VERY low when it got wet and she wanted to dry it out. So she figured this was yet another use for her new microwave....
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 01:13pm on 10/09/2004
I've heard it in regards to hamsters, but the way it just came out of nowhere on an overheated Friday... :)
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posted by [identity profile] gryphons-lair.livejournal.com at 01:24pm on 10/09/2004
If he's a good teacher, your prof probably used it specifically because he knew it -would- rivet your attention on a Friday afternoon.

No mean feat, now I think about it. Clever man! :)
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 01:13pm on 10/09/2004
But in FACT, it was an apricot poodle! So that would be, what, like ham, which isn't really red or white :)
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posted by [identity profile] guede-mazaka.livejournal.com at 12:34pm on 10/09/2004
I love college profs. They've all got such weird quirks.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 01:14pm on 10/09/2004
They are funny, funny people.
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