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the_dala at 04:06pm on 19/09/2004
the_dala at 04:06pm on 19/09/2004One incident during my weekend de parental smothering that pretty much wipes out my higher brain functions whenever I remember it, including those necessary for pirate-speak.
(for some reason I cannot remember, thankfully out of my sight, my dad moons my mom)
Mom: Stop that. If you still had that little canteloupe butt you had in your twenties, it would be a different story, but...
Dala: DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT, THANK YOU.
Cante...no. Just...no. Excuse me, I have to go wash my mind out with lye soap again.
::shudders:: Avast, mother dearest. AVAST.
(for some reason I cannot remember, thankfully out of my sight, my dad moons my mom)
Mom: Stop that. If you still had that little canteloupe butt you had in your twenties, it would be a different story, but...
Dala: DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT, THANK YOU.
Cante...no. Just...no. Excuse me, I have to go wash my mind out with lye soap again.
::shudders:: Avast, mother dearest. AVAST.
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