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posted by [personal profile] the_dala at 09:21pm on 01/10/2004
More from Professor Hatch, Santa Claus on acid:


(while discussing sexual selection in the peacock community)
Because the girls like the big tails. Doesn't matter if you get eaten by tigers -- if you don't have a big tail, you're not gettin' laid.

(reviewing for an exam)
I would help you guys out, but all my mnemonic devices are too pornographic to share.

(on what lives in the tundra)
No snakes, obviously. You'd have a snakecicle -- you coud stand it on end and use it as an umbrella stand.


My Bio prof is a dirty old man, and awesome.
Music:: "don't stop me now," queen
Mood:: 'cranky' cranky
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posted by [identity profile] monkeypuzzle.livejournal.com at 06:36pm on 01/10/2004
*dies*

The second one would make a great icon.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 08:08pm on 01/10/2004
Hee, wouldn't it though?
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posted by [identity profile] monkeypuzzle.livejournal.com at 08:16pm on 01/10/2004
*nods* I would sooo use it.
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posted by [identity profile] unen2gemismasin.livejournal.com at 03:57am on 02/10/2004
::is in a library::
::cannot roar with laughter::
::suppresses giggles::
::looks as if constipated::
Omg so funneh! Such a great dirty-minded professor.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 07:45pm on 02/10/2004
:)
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