the Dalaverse

Because Tina just inadvertantly reminded me how much I love this song. Ah, memories of Jessie blasting "Wayne Gretzky" on the way to school, the two of us shouting it out the windows at our unfortunate fellow motorists.



Wayne Gretzky
The only man I'd have sex with.
Wayne Gretzky
I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky
I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky
I wonder what he looks like naked

Oh, I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh, I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky
I know he's a married man, but maybe
He'd be attracted to me
Darrin Fifer
Stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky
Very handsome Canadian man

Oh, I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh, I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer

(spoken)
Yeah, I wonder what it would be like
Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream.
Wait a minute, I'm not even gay, I'm married
Pssh, whatever

Wayne Gretzky
I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah


--Goldfinger