the Dalaverse

So, with the costume and the rum, you have no excuses. I expect you to do the following: Shake your ass on top of a fence. Hook up with some pigs. Give a spinning wheel a lap dance. Down a couple of tornado or twister-themed drinks. Dress in front of midgets. Hook up with a scarecrow. Get flashed some apples. Hook up with a tin man. Hook up with a lion. Get high on opiates. See pretty colors. See "flying monkeys". Make someone "melt". Hook up with the guy behind the curtain. Make plans to do something crazy with random balloons. Make the balloons fly away before they lose their innocence. Click heels together. Wake up in bed with a wicked headache and no idea where you were the night before.