posted by
the_dala at 05:59pm on 03/11/2004
And now I share with you: Holy Four quotes. Because that is how I plan on getting through the rest of the day.
"Return to Oz"
Jack: If his brains ran down, how can he talk?
Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.
The Gump: If I had a stomach, I know I'd be sick!
Billina: What is this, a man or a melon?
Jack: A pumpkin, if you please
Billina: We come all this way to see a buncha stiffs?
Mombi: I believe I'll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready. And then I'll take it.
Dorothy: I believe you will not!
Dorothy: Why do you have to tie me down?
Nurse Wilson: So that you don't fall off.
Dorothy: I came all the way from the farm on a buggy and I didn't fall off.
Ozma: Why did they bring you here, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Because I can't sleep. And I talk about a place that I've been to, but nobody believes it exists.
Doctor Worley: And how did you come back from...Oz?
Dorothy: With my ruby slippers.
Doctor Worley: How did they work?
Dorothy: You put them on and you click your heels three times, and you say, "There's no place like home."
Doctor Worley: Dorothy, where are those slippers now?
Dorothy: I lost them. They fell off on the way back.
Tik-Tok: I have always valued my lifelessness.
Dorothy: Cowardly Lion! What's happened to you? Oh, Cowardly Lion...what's happened to everybody?
"Return to Oz"
Jack: If his brains ran down, how can he talk?
Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.
The Gump: If I had a stomach, I know I'd be sick!
Billina: What is this, a man or a melon?
Jack: A pumpkin, if you please
Billina: We come all this way to see a buncha stiffs?
Mombi: I believe I'll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready. And then I'll take it.
Dorothy: I believe you will not!
Dorothy: Why do you have to tie me down?
Nurse Wilson: So that you don't fall off.
Dorothy: I came all the way from the farm on a buggy and I didn't fall off.
Ozma: Why did they bring you here, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Because I can't sleep. And I talk about a place that I've been to, but nobody believes it exists.
Doctor Worley: And how did you come back from...Oz?
Dorothy: With my ruby slippers.
Doctor Worley: How did they work?
Dorothy: You put them on and you click your heels three times, and you say, "There's no place like home."
Doctor Worley: Dorothy, where are those slippers now?
Dorothy: I lost them. They fell off on the way back.
Tik-Tok: I have always valued my lifelessness.
Dorothy: Cowardly Lion! What's happened to you? Oh, Cowardly Lion...what's happened to everybody?
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I was terrified of the Wheelers and the Deadly Desert when I was a kid
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Do you have the Annotate Wizard of Oz that they put out a few years back? I keep meaning to buy that. I think they have it in paperback in the campus store.
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