the Dalaverse

:::whines:: Ara hurted me very badly. I must warn you, do not click on the link if you've got something in your mouth, because a spit take is inevitable. There's scruffy-casual, and then there's I-sell-myself-for-crack-behind-the-711-in-Sin-City

aradiria: oh. my. god.
aradiria: have you seen recent pics of Jack Davenport?!?!
the_dala: no! no! recent? where?
aradiria: http://www.isifa.com/detfoto.php?ifoto=10838785&picnoonc=5&picnoonr=5&statid=864035
aradiria:: dude
aradiria: you won't recognize him
aradiria:I was like "who the hell is that?"
the_dala: wtf?!
aradiria: exactly.
the_dala: he's like...seedy mcbum!
the_dala: and not the good kind of bum!
aradiria: I know
the_dala: i hope to god this is for a role and not how he expects to go home to his wife for the rest of his life
aradiria: you can barely tell it's him
aradiria: barely
the_dala: because i love him, but DAMN
aradiria: lol!!
aradiria: i know
aradiria: this sounds ridiculous, but he almost looks american like that
the_dala:he looks skinny, too ::frowns::
the_dala: bwaha! yeah, he does
aradiria: but dude!
aradiria: commodore piccies must be showing up
the_dala: well, we can only hope that somebody in the pirates makeup department strapped him down and took a razor to his face
aradiria:: and that also means he shaves/sahved
aradiria:*shaved
the_dala: and threw that hat in the trash
the_dala: and the shirt
the_dala: and the pants
the_dala: and the jacket
aradiria:lol
the_dala: the sunglasses can stay
aradiria: hee, yeah
the_dala: i think i'm going to have creepy jack dav mugger dreams tonight
aradiria: HAHAHA!
aradiria:I'm sorry!
aradiria: :P
the_dala: it's okay
the_dala: i needed to know


I need to go back to the softly-lit, angsty, angelic Michael from UV wallpaper. Right now.

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Please tell me somebody else just saw Stephen Colbert do a striptease in a chair for a really nice older black man.

That is the funniest thing I've seen since...umm...Napoleon Dynamite launching hiimself over that fence. That was a whole three days ago, y'all.

No, seriously, TDS reruns. Catch 'em tomorrow. It's worth it.