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:::whines:: Ara hurted me very badly. I must warn you, do not click on the link if you've got something in your mouth, because a spit take is inevitable. There's scruffy-casual, and then there's I-sell-myself-for-crack-behind-the-711-in-Sin-City

aradiria: oh. my. god.

aradiria: have you seen recent pics of Jack Davenport?!?!

the_dala: no! no! recent? where?

aradiria: http://www.isifa.com/detfoto.php?ifoto=10838785&picnoonc=5&picnoonr=5&statid=864035

aradiria:: dude

aradiria: you won't recognize him

aradiria:I was like "who the hell is that?"

the_dala: wtf?!

aradiria: exactly.

the_dala: he's like...seedy mcbum!

the_dala: and not the good kind of bum!

aradiria: I know

the_dala: i hope to god this is for a role and not how he expects to go home to his wife for the rest of his life

aradiria: you can barely tell it's him

aradiria: barely

the_dala: because i love him, but DAMN

aradiria: lol!!

aradiria: i know

aradiria: this sounds ridiculous, but he almost looks american like that

the_dala:he looks skinny, too ::frowns::

the_dala: bwaha! yeah, he does

aradiria: but dude!

aradiria: commodore piccies must be showing up

the_dala: well, we can only hope that somebody in the pirates makeup department strapped him down and took a razor to his face

aradiria:: and that also means he shaves/sahved

aradiria:*shaved

the_dala: and threw that hat in the trash

the_dala: and the shirt

the_dala: and the pants

the_dala: and the jacket

aradiria:lol

the_dala: the sunglasses can stay

aradiria: hee, yeah

the_dala: i think i'm going to have creepy jack dav mugger dreams tonight

aradiria: HAHAHA!

aradiria:I'm sorry!

aradiria: :P

the_dala: it's okay

the_dala: i needed to know

I need to go back to the softly-lit, angsty, angelic Michael from UV wallpaper. Right now.

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What in the living Hell?! If I hadn't read that was Steve, er... Jack, I wouldn't have known. What was he thinking?!

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It's for a role. It's for a role. Maybe a really challenging role in some cool avant-garde play ::rocks back and forth, gibbering::

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I'm thinking maybe it's Steve's way of being a new father? Therefore, he did it for "Coupling?"

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Granted, and whatever it takes to get our commodore to his Caribbean, but I refuse to excuse the hat :)

Ok, firstly your comment: seedy Mcbum made me laugh like an insane person

then I saw the picture and I did a drink-free spittake.

Thank GOD he's in Pirates so they can fix him up

unless this IS from pirates and Norrington got in trouble for the loss of the interceptor and grew a Jack Bauer (from 24- second series) Sad Beard(tm)

drink-free spittake.

I TOLD YOU

unless this IS from pirates and Norrington got in trouble for the loss of the interceptor and grew a Jack Bauer (from 24- second series) Sad Beard(tm)

Or, or, we could have shipwrecked!Norrington! ::buzzes happily::

Oh! Oh Yesssss. And Jack could show up in the nick of time and think of the potential for slashy goodness. Wait...that IS fanfic already. Hee! I hope Ted and Terry have been paying attention online.

You've seen the Elizabeth-in-pants pics, right? I think they've been taking notes :)

oh yes I have indeed. And there was much squeeage involved. It's the pictures that are giving me hope for this film

oh no! I've traumatized the dala! *begs for forgiveness* I offer you this, an entry in

elessil's journal, to make up for it. Hope she doesn't mind the linkage.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/elessil/24669.html#cutid1

Mmmm. Jack handcuffed to a bed makes evvvvverything better.

Oh wow, just WOW *sputters* I like!

Don't mind the linkage in the least. Spread handcuffed Jack. (horrible innuendo might've been intended)

Anyway. The Commodore is sporting a beard so he is not recognized in his undercover mission in Tortuga. *nods eagerly until she believes it herself*

*falls on the floor in giggles*

I just read that as "underwear mission" and I thought "Why? Doesn't he like Jack going commando?"

*snerk*

I KNOW!

It was SCARY!

i hope to god this is for a role and not how he expects to go home to his wife for the rest of his life
No self-respecting wife would let him into the house like that! It looks like he raided the worst-fashion part of Johnny Depp's wardrobe.

HEEEEE! I do not want to know why he needed to borrow clothes from Johnny. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.

Okay, maybe I so.

heeeee, I wanna know too! *eyebrow waggle*

I've been in such a wonky mood all day....o.O

He's hiding his prettiness under that beard which is flagitious and should be punished with lots and lots of Sparrington shagging in the movie! If people ask me. Which they won't, I'm sure.

*wails at spoilage of teh pretty*