the Dalaverse

Mini-trip to be posted later, but first, doolabug gets an insta-request for paper help: Jack/James and boots. Though she did not specifically request the porn, I trust it will go over well regardless. It's not a PWP, it's not. It has a plot and everything! Jack has new boots. James comments on new boots. Then they have sex, THE END.

Title from Cake's "Comfort Eagle."

( The Bootheels of Your Prime )

I don't do many memes, but I can't resist the music ones. It's too entertaining to cut, and it's short. From marinarusalka: Set your iTunes to Shuffle. Use each song that comes up, in order, to answer the following questions:

Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: "Truth and Bone," Heather Nova

Awww. It knows I'm listening!

Q: Will I have a happy life?
A: "Skindiving," James

Hell, that sounds pretty happy to me.

Q: What do my friends really think of me?
A: "Mayan Bowl Breaks," Rachel Portman

Am I the Mayan bowl? Does this mean I will have a total nervous breakdown at some point?

Q: Do people secretly lust after me?
A: "I Can Make You a Man," RHPS soundtrack

Unless it is in fact a Rocky, um...no thank you?

Q: What should I do with my life?
A: "You Don't Mess Around With Jim," Jim Croce

Sound advice. I'll bear that in mind.

Q: Why must life be so full of pain?
A: "The Soldiering Life," the Decemberists

Due to war, or male camaraderie?

Q: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
A: "By the Way," Red Hot Chili Peppers

I will keep an eye out for Dani the girl. The whole steak knife, dopedick, pawnshop, etc. thing, I'll let slide.

Q: Will I ever have children?
A: "The Ballad of Hollis Brown," Bob Dylan

I never listen to this song. Hey, he had five children! ::continues listening; checks out lyrics:: Fuck you, iTunes, you take that back!

Q: Will I die happy?
A: "You Are My Sunshine," Norman Blake

I guess...that's a yes?

Q: Can you give me some advice?
A: "I'm Nobody's Baby," Judy Garland

That's just depressing any way you look at it.

Q: What do you think happiness is?
A: "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)," the Four Tops

I am totally willing to believe that happiness is slavish devotion and Motown.

Q: What's my favorite fetish?
A: "Silver and Gold," U2

While the band would certainly qualify, apartheid does not.

Q: Am I a complete freak?
A: "Run For Your Life," the Beatles

Hee. That was your best one. Also, this is the Beatles' scariest song, after "Revolution 9."