posted by
the_dala at 03:53pm on 23/01/2005
Quick! Part of gun/cannon mechanism I can use as a metaphor for sex! Fill in the blank: "...he slides in easy as ________________."
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little_details. Come on, I know you all want teh porn ::dangles porn temptingly::
ETA: HAVE ABANDONED THE METAPHOR. Can't write smut while I'm giggling, dammit. Trusty old sword and sheath it is. Although perhaps I should not use the phrase "well-worn sheath."
Anamaria: Perhaps not ::glares::
Too silly a question for
ETA: HAVE ABANDONED THE METAPHOR. Can't write smut while I'm giggling, dammit. Trusty old sword and sheath it is. Although perhaps I should not use the phrase "well-worn sheath."
Anamaria: Perhaps not ::glares::
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Meh, I'm crap at this sort of thing
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If anything sounds like a sex toy it's a ramrod!
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I'm sure we'd all love to know where Norrington likes to ram his....nevermind.
:)
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I'd love to say I've got something useful to contribute, but all I have is: omg pun!
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snerk!