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posted by [personal profile] the_dala at 11:54am on 24/02/2005
Okay. All right. I will stop spamming, I swear. Just after this one. Because I, utilizing only those meager stores in my dorm room, have concocted the recipe for THE GREATEST INSTANT OATMEAL KNOWN TO MAN.

Step 1: Mix two packets of mildly-flavored oatmeal of your choice, with just enough water so that the bowl can be turned upside down and its contents won't move.

Step 2: Add the following ingredients in this order:

Way too much brown sugar
Tablespoon of peach preserves (or flavor of your choice)
Enough milk to make it mildly soupy
1 Snack Pack Del Monte Vanilla Yogurt Raisins
1 Snack Pack Del Monte Plain Raisins

Step 3: Stir into disgusting, inedible-looking mess.

Step 4: EAT IT.

No, seriously, that's the last post of the morning -- uh, day. Unless something dire happens, or there are pictures of...puppies. Puppies and Jack Davenport naked. Not that I'm promising anything, mind.
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posted by [personal profile] girlpearl at 05:01pm on 24/02/2005
god damn Jack Davenport and his god damn charming modesty.

*mutters*grumbles*pouts*
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 05:07pm on 24/02/2005
I KNOW. Where are the naked pictures, Jack? Where are you hiding them?

Perhaps they're in Johnny's ass like the manuscripts in "Before Night Falls." That would explain SO much.
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posted by [personal profile] kinetikatrue at 05:07pm on 24/02/2005
That actually reminds me of my favorite instant oatmeal fixup:

1 packet apple cinnamon oatmeal
1 packet fruit-and-cream oatmeal

prepare according to instructions, then add:

8 oz yogurt, preferably fruit-on-the-bottom, but vanilla will do
1 banana sliced(or other fruit, like a handful of sliced strawberry or peach or some blueberries)

mix thoroughly and eat immediately. may be glop, but 's tasty glop.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 05:09pm on 24/02/2005
OOOOH. When I have access to a stocked fridge, I am so making that one!
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posted by [personal profile] kinetikatrue at 05:19pm on 24/02/2005
Let me know what you think. And don't be scared off by the potentially odd color it may end up by the time you end up mixing things. I mean, if you take oatmeal + blueberry yogurt(or whatever) + some random fruit, it doesn't necessarily come out pretty, but it does taste good(and it's remarkably healthy).
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