the Dalaverse

I had the weirdest dream. Just before I woke up this morning, so it's all fresh and vivid in my memory.

There was Orlando Bloom, and he (or some character physically based on him) was on a road trip or something across the country. He stops in at a bar or a sketchy restaurant with his buddies and somebody sends him an anonymous drink. When he gets back to his hotel room, these two old ladies are there waiting for him. They tell him that they know how tough it can be for a young, single man on the road (direct quote: "The wrist gets tired"), and that they'd be glad to lend a...hand. And then, praise be to all that's holy in the universe, I woke up.

Not that I think dream!Orlando would've accepted the kind offer, but you never know about these things, do you?

I also woke up with some J/W AU dialogue and a strong desire (ehehehe) to write smut, so there may in fact be a second chapter. Even though I said NO to it repeatedly.