posted by
the_dala at 09:34am on 31/03/2005
Because I really do procrastinate this badly, I bring you a brief distraction: Trader Joe's Captain's Cookies. "Sweet Honey Graham Cookies Worth of Captain Kidd's Desire," says the plastic box. Also "low fat" and "no hydrogenated oils." On the back label, it says this: "Ahoy mates, prepare to set sail on a taste adventure. We scoured the seven seas and found a treasure chest of low fat cookies made without any of those dreaded hyrogenated oils of the modern world. Suitable to a worldwide trader, these crunchy cookes are shaped like pirates, treasure chests, mermaids & parrots. Well, shiver me timbers and blow me down! Leave a map so others can enjoy them but keep a few tubs hidden for yourself."
They taste pretty good, somewhere between animal crackers and graham crackers, but mostly I love them because OMG THEY ARE SO FREAKING COOL!

They taste pretty good, somewhere between animal crackers and graham crackers, but mostly I love them because OMG THEY ARE SO FREAKING COOL!

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Iconlove! PIIIIIIE.
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Hee! You've seen this one I made for
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They could be like Scooby Snacks. Gooood pirates -- sit, stay, fuck like bunnies...
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if only i could write something other than technical documents for work!!! :-P
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*ideas forming in my 'ead*
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keep those wheels turnin'!!!
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