the Dalaverse

I love this meme. Stolen from nigh everybody by now.

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.



Anamaria/Rick Blaine -- theirloveissohardboiled
William Bush/Noah Calhoun -- hmm. I don't think Noah does anything interesting enough for Bush to obsess over.
Cordelia Chase/Alianne 'Aly' Cooper (who might actually be Aly of Pirates Swoop instead, but I gave her her daddy's name) -- now THAT'S what I call crack. A femmeslash snarkfest of the highest quality. Although Aly wouldn't have much patience with very early Cordelia...
The Criminologist (from RHPS)/Jon 'JD' Dorian -- ...yay?
Dorothy Gale/Samwise Gamgee -- awww, that'd be so cute and homespun!
Lieutenant Gillette/Giselle -- Bitch came between my lieutenants. On the other hand, that's hot /Paris Hilton.
Lieutenant Groves/Allie Hamilton -- stop making me want to plunk the AoS folks down in WWII, thanks.
Horatio Hornblower/Balian of Ibelin -- oh the nobility and the manly leadership ::dies::
Archie Kennedy/Ilsa Laszlo -- I...have nothing to say about this one.
(this is where I deleted Lilo because a. she's too wee and b. the list was uneven anyway)
Tara Maclay/Maria ("West Side Story") -- oooh, pretty music. As long as Maria's dubbed, of course.
Veronica Mars/William Miller -- now this one I can really believe. Veronica's a couple of years older, even more jaded, on the trail of some deadbeat in a band where she encounters old-and-wise-beyond-his-years rock journalist William. Sour to balance sweet. It's perfect.
Jeff Murdoch/James Norrington -- hee! Can't you just see Jeff explaining the sock gap, the nudity buffer, Captain Subtext -- ESPECIALLY Captain Subtext -- to our James? Actually, now that I think of it, wasn't there a big funny plot speculation over the "Coupling" cast in the world of PotC? I seem to remember firesignwriter being involved...
Princess Leia Organa/Ms. Perky -- oh. My. God. Ms. Perky as one of young Leia's tutors on Alderaan.
The Little Prince/Meg Pryor -- too much innocence in one pairing.
Lucy Ricardo/Betty Rizzo -- Rizzo would slap Lucy the second she whined.
Willow Rosenberg/Luke Skywalker -- oooh. Oooh ooh ooh. S1/2 Willow with wide-eyed ANH Luke -- or dark!Willow and black-clad, one-handed RotJ Luke.
Sloth/Han Solo -- first, I don't want to think about Sloth having sex with anyone,, even Chunk. Second, goddammit! Han was supposed to go with Jack Sparrow, and then I was going to pay sexual favors for anybody who'd write it for me!
Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth Sparrow -- of all the PotC mixups, this one has never been my favorite. But at least they're in the same movie.
Chris Turk ("Scrubs")/Will Turner -- hee. Just...hee.
Darth Vader/Vizzini -- Vader would crush Vizzini and we would all love to watch. Vizzini/Palpatine would be more awesome, but who wants that ugly mug in an icon?
Milton Waddams ("They took my stapler" Guy from "Office Space;" yeah, I had to look up his name too)/Sam Walker -- it would be "They took my Sam," and 'they' would be ME.

I'll still offer sexual favors to anyone who writes me Han Solo/Jack Sparrow.