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the_dala at 03:35pm on 27/08/2005
the_dala at 03:35pm on 27/08/2005Because: a. I finished my polyficathon story so CELEBRATE, b. I like being the last one to the party, dammit, and c. procrastination is an art.
1. George Cooper, King of Thieves, Baron of Pirates Swoop (yes, I do always have to call him by his titles)
2. James Norrington
3. Hermione Granger
4. Jack Sparrow
5. Elizabeth Swann
6. Leia Organa
7. Keladry of Mindelan
8. William Miller
9. William Turner
10. Anamaria
11. Remus Lupin
12. Archie Kennedy
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I'd rather see Leia/Sirius, really.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Pirate, mate.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
*snicker* It would be a bad, bad mpreg.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Aww crap, I don't want to go wandering off to find links. But I love![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fabu's Triangulation Will, and guede_mazaka's Hellhole Will and Scarring Will, and linaelyn's childless Will, veronica_rich's dirty Will, and hija_paloma's and pigeongirl99's sinning Wills, and all kinds of Will Turners, really -- except the wet blanket ones.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh my god. They'd form the best government ever.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dude. Do not make me choose between my canon OTP and my femmeslash S(second)TP (Scarlett/Giselle being the first).
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She would nod at them and leave. Nothing wrong with hot mansex according to the Yamanis, after all.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
One's a frighteningly clever teenage witch. One's a fiercely independent pirate wench. Together, they fight crime and have lots of sex!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
God, I hope not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Awww. Actually, I love that idea. My LKU Archie totally gets sent to Tortall for to heal his wounds and his heartache. It would be called, naturally, "Haven."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Theft of bright, shiny things. Christ. George/Jack is so my new OTP.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I know of, but considering Kel is the only Pierce heroine who ends up without a man at the end of her book cycle, it's certainly a plausible concept.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm assuming so. Hermione/Ron, most likely.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yep. There's good Remusfic out there.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Hey, this one's actually been done! Not very often, granted, but I've seen it. Come on, people, you know you want to.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something dirty in French or Spanish.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Simple Man," Lynyrd Skynyrd.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
The crackiest crossover crackfic that ever cracked.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I've got a really big boat.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
This morning, while I was supposed to be packing.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Han dressed up as an Ewok.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
One of them would probably have to be drunk, but I'm not clear on whom.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Oooh, tough call. I think I'll have to give this one to the Lady Knight. Not that Hermione will be complaining.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Because I could not keep this straight: George/Will, Will/Jack; George/Lupin, George/Archie, Elizabeth, George/Hermione.
Title: King of Thieves, King of Hearts
Readership: Not that many are familiar with every fandom in that one.
Writer:sinister_beauty, green_absinthe because I know they're Tamora Pierce fans; guede_mazaka because I believe she could cross over anything.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
A little worried. They'd end up killing each other in a swordfight some day.
Seriously. Jack Sparrow/George Cooper=OTP to end all OTPs.
1. George Cooper, King of Thieves, Baron of Pirates Swoop (yes, I do always have to call him by his titles)
2. James Norrington
3. Hermione Granger
4. Jack Sparrow
5. Elizabeth Swann
6. Leia Organa
7. Keladry of Mindelan
8. William Miller
9. William Turner
10. Anamaria
11. Remus Lupin
12. Archie Kennedy
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I'd rather see Leia/Sirius, really.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Pirate, mate.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
*snicker* It would be a bad, bad mpreg.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Aww crap, I don't want to go wandering off to find links. But I love
fabu's Triangulation Will, and guede_mazaka's Hellhole Will and Scarring Will, and linaelyn's childless Will, veronica_rich's dirty Will, and hija_paloma's and pigeongirl99's sinning Wills, and all kinds of Will Turners, really -- except the wet blanket ones.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh my god. They'd form the best government ever.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dude. Do not make me choose between my canon OTP and my femmeslash S(second)TP (Scarlett/Giselle being the first).
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She would nod at them and leave. Nothing wrong with hot mansex according to the Yamanis, after all.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
One's a frighteningly clever teenage witch. One's a fiercely independent pirate wench. Together, they fight crime and have lots of sex!
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
God, I hope not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Awww. Actually, I love that idea. My LKU Archie totally gets sent to Tortall for to heal his wounds and his heartache. It would be called, naturally, "Haven."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Theft of bright, shiny things. Christ. George/Jack is so my new OTP.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I know of, but considering Kel is the only Pierce heroine who ends up without a man at the end of her book cycle, it's certainly a plausible concept.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm assuming so. Hermione/Ron, most likely.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yep. There's good Remusfic out there.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Hey, this one's actually been done! Not very often, granted, but I've seen it. Come on, people, you know you want to.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something dirty in French or Spanish.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Simple Man," Lynyrd Skynyrd.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
The crackiest crossover crackfic that ever cracked.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I've got a really big boat.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
This morning, while I was supposed to be packing.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Han dressed up as an Ewok.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
One of them would probably have to be drunk, but I'm not clear on whom.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Oooh, tough call. I think I'll have to give this one to the Lady Knight. Not that Hermione will be complaining.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Because I could not keep this straight: George/Will, Will/Jack; George/Lupin, George/Archie, Elizabeth, George/Hermione.
Title: King of Thieves, King of Hearts
Readership: Not that many are familiar with every fandom in that one.
Writer:
sinister_beauty, green_absinthe because I know they're Tamora Pierce fans; guede_mazaka because I believe she could cross over anything.How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
A little worried. They'd end up killing each other in a swordfight some day.
Seriously. Jack Sparrow/George Cooper=OTP to end all OTPs.
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Someone should write Jack Sparrow/George Cooper. OMG. My brain would die of the awesome.
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