don't give me a plastic saddle 'cause i want to feel that leather when i ride [the Dalaverse]

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See, this is why I love my roommate. Who needs to study when you've got Internet crossword puzzles (seven minutes and fifty-eight seconds, beyotch!) and countrysongtitles.com ("You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly," "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight?", "I Just Bought A Car from the Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal," and my personal favorite, "At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump")?

Music:: the immortal jimmy buffett's "why don't we get drunk and screw?"

Mood::

amused

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How about the new Joe Nichol's song: "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off?"

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BWAHA!

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It's a real song. I swear to it. I even saw the most frightening video ever for it. I also received a really crappy CD at work the other day, by a guy that thinks he could be a country star (he never will be, seriously), but here are a few of his titles: "I Don't Remember Why I Started Drinking," "Red Neck, White Trash, Blue Collar Guy" and "Rocking Chair Cowboy." The lyrics are actually worse.

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Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight?
My mum used to sing that to me when I was younger! Not the whole song, just a little bit.

"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump"
That's priceless. He he "pump" he he. [/immaturity]

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