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posted by [personal profile] the_dala at 10:52pm on 18/07/2006 under
Ahem. I have committed Will/Tia Dalma. Oh yeah. Although her dialect is a right bitch.

(It doesn't so much come up, but I've adopted [livejournal.com profile] doolabug and [livejournal.com profile] sinister_beauty's idea [I think?] that her teeth are black from chewing something like betel nut [which, according to Wiki, actually turns you red])

I really need to actually upload all these icons I've hoarded...



A Square Deal


They filed out into the darkness one by one, each according to his nature: Jack tapping a tune on the lid of his compass and looking pleased with himself, Gibbs rubbing his whiskered chin with a thoughtful frown, Marty muttering about the yellow python, Pintel and Ragetti arguing over whether the witch-lady had used bones from human knuckles or some fearsome creature. For his part, Will was breathing in the heavy, earth-rich air and wondering if Elizabeth would catch a chill in her cell. Before he could step over the threshold, Tia Dalma reached for him.

The delicacy of her hands was deceptive, for she had a grip like iron. Will turned as she tugged him back from the door, ducking his head to avoid a jar full of small, dirty eyeballs.

"Yes?" he said, distracted by the hanging jar. He could have sworn some of the eyes had rolled to watch him.

Tia Dalma's face was grave, her voice full of dark foreboding. "We must discuss payment once again."

"Jack already paid you," Will protested, trying to shake his arm free of her grasp without appearing to struggle. "You agreed to the undead monkey."

"Aye, Jack paid me for de knowledge of him heart," she said, baring her stained teeth in a grin. "But it was you ask about de Flying Dutchman, William Turner."

Will sighed, patting his pockets. He should have known they weren't to get out of here so easily. "I'm sorry, I haven't anything of value on me --"

Slender fingers rose to twist of lock of his hair into a curl. "I shall name de payment," she whispered, her hand sliding against his skull as she kissed him. Too stunned to move, much less think of how he might extricate himself, Will parted his lips at her invitation. It would be a lie to say that he hadn't wondered what the black on her teeth was, and why it was there, and even --
She tastes like spices, he thought, surprised to find the flavor less unpleasant than he would have guessed, though it held a bitter edge. Spices, and tobacco, and woodsmoke... Not like the vanilla and warm rain he always associated with Elizabeth's taste, nor were her lips as soft; but they both kissed fiercely and with such purpose --

Just as the thought of Elizabeth sent alarms crying in his head, Tia Dalma released him. He gasped, blinking at her as she leaned back with a reptilian smile.

"Will!" Jack shouted from the boat. "Quit dawdling, mate, we've a weird, otherworldy ship to catch!"

"Our debt is settled," Tia Dalma purred, sidling over to let him stumble through the door and down the ladder.
Mood:: 'bored' bored
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posted by [identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com at 03:11am on 19/07/2006
oooh, I like this. you've got Tia Dalma's voice spot-on, which I especially love, and Will's "You agreed to the undead monkey." made me crack right up.

and this is definitely not helping with my massive crush on Tia Dalma.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:12am on 22/07/2006
Nor should it :) Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com at 03:14am on 19/07/2006
Reptilian? Tia Dalma is a long, sleek, self-satisfied black cat with large, golden eyes.

(No sarcasm at all is intended in this next statement.) And congratulations on finding a POTC het pairing that I can kind of almost maybe accept with regard to Will. My heart was commandeered by the blacksmith, who insists that in my world, he is staunchly in love with his foxlike captain. Nobody has ever been able to suggest anything I'd take seriously before. (That's a really big compliment, I promise.)


BTW, excellent idea, and as always, well executed. *happy sigh* "If you want The Dala and all you can get is Lydia, for the love of God, WAIT."
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:19am on 22/07/2006
I just can't help conflating her with that great big snake. Besides, Jack's the cat :)

Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] metalkatt.livejournal.com at 03:21am on 22/07/2006
No, Jack is a fox. He's not feline, he's vulpine.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:19am on 22/07/2006
Thank you :)
 
posted by [identity profile] veronica-rich.livejournal.com at 03:21am on 19/07/2006
YES. I love me some major Turrow, but I have a woman-crush on Tia Dalma, black teeth and all (who wouldn't love a woman who can be distracted FROM Jack BY Will? Excluding Elizabeth, of course).
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:19am on 22/07/2006
Indeed. Thanks!
 
posted by [identity profile] schmoo999.livejournal.com at 03:30am on 19/07/2006
I liked it...a lot:)
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:19am on 22/07/2006
Thank you :)
 
posted by [identity profile] seiberwing.livejournal.com at 03:50am on 19/07/2006
*purrs a bit herself* Perfect Tia Dalma, right there, both voice and actions.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:20am on 22/07/2006
Thank you! :)
 
posted by [identity profile] temptingeve.livejournal.com at 06:15am on 19/07/2006
Oooh, very good. Will/Tia Dalma makes me happy ^__^

And as far as the black teeth theory: my theory is that she painted her lips with black henna and it made it's way onto her teeth.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:20am on 22/07/2006
Hmmm, I like that one too. Thanks!
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:20am on 22/07/2006
Thanks :)
 
posted by [identity profile] erinya.livejournal.com at 07:26am on 19/07/2006
Poor Will, caught by surprise again! As others have said, Tia's dialect is rendered perfectly here. I love your work, and Tia/Will is such an oddly intriguing pairing, especially so in your capable hands. And I do associate Tia with that langorous snake (a familiar perhaps, or just a friend?) that's seen in her cottage.

Every time I see Tia's teeth, I think she must chew betel-nuts--although betel-juice is red, not black.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:21am on 22/07/2006
Yeah, I found that out when I looked it up. I figure we can just imagine it's something similar, made-up or real :) Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] hereswith.livejournal.com at 10:52am on 19/07/2006
Ooh, fascinating. I really liked this!
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:21am on 22/07/2006
Thanks :)
 
posted by [identity profile] shrieking-ell.livejournal.com at 03:12pm on 19/07/2006
I liked this! Poor Will...
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:21am on 22/07/2006
He just wasn't flummoxed enough in this one :) Thanks!
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:22am on 22/07/2006
Thank you, darling! :)
 
posted by [identity profile] torn-eledhwen.livejournal.com at 09:23pm on 19/07/2006
Ooh, that's good. I agree you got Tia Dalma's voice spot on, and I love Will's reaction to both the question and the "payment". Nice work.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:22am on 22/07/2006
Thanks :)
 
posted by [identity profile] sinister-beauty.livejournal.com at 05:54am on 20/07/2006
Wee. You win at life!
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:22am on 22/07/2006
::twirls:: Thank you!
 
posted by [identity profile] lizardspots.livejournal.com at 11:34am on 20/07/2006
Omg Tia Dalma ♥ ♥ This was HOT.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 03:22am on 22/07/2006
Thanks :)
 
posted by (anonymous) at 09:01pm on 27/07/2006
We want more! More Will and Tia!!!
 
posted by [identity profile] dazzleflash.livejournal.com at 01:47am on 22/08/2007
Ooh, this was lovely! I love stuff with Tia and Will; I just think they're awesome together:) It's short and sweet too, just the way I like it! Great job :)

Say, would you be interested in X-posting this into [livejournal.com profile] dalmafan? I know people over there would love it!

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