posted by
the_dala at 10:52pm on 18/07/2006 under fic: pirates of the caribbean
Ahem. I have committed Will/Tia Dalma. Oh yeah. Although her dialect is a right bitch.
(It doesn't so much come up, but I've adopted
doolabug and
sinister_beauty's idea [I think?] that her teeth are black from chewing something like betel nut [which, according to Wiki, actually turns you red])
I really need to actually upload all these icons I've hoarded...
A Square Deal
They filed out into the darkness one by one, each according to his nature: Jack tapping a tune on the lid of his compass and looking pleased with himself, Gibbs rubbing his whiskered chin with a thoughtful frown, Marty muttering about the yellow python, Pintel and Ragetti arguing over whether the witch-lady had used bones from human knuckles or some fearsome creature. For his part, Will was breathing in the heavy, earth-rich air and wondering if Elizabeth would catch a chill in her cell. Before he could step over the threshold, Tia Dalma reached for him.
The delicacy of her hands was deceptive, for she had a grip like iron. Will turned as she tugged him back from the door, ducking his head to avoid a jar full of small, dirty eyeballs.
"Yes?" he said, distracted by the hanging jar. He could have sworn some of the eyes had rolled to watch him.
Tia Dalma's face was grave, her voice full of dark foreboding. "We must discuss payment once again."
"Jack already paid you," Will protested, trying to shake his arm free of her grasp without appearing to struggle. "You agreed to the undead monkey."
"Aye, Jack paid me for de knowledge of him heart," she said, baring her stained teeth in a grin. "But it was you ask about de Flying Dutchman, William Turner."
Will sighed, patting his pockets. He should have known they weren't to get out of here so easily. "I'm sorry, I haven't anything of value on me --"
Slender fingers rose to twist of lock of his hair into a curl. "I shall name de payment," she whispered, her hand sliding against his skull as she kissed him. Too stunned to move, much less think of how he might extricate himself, Will parted his lips at her invitation. It would be a lie to say that he hadn't wondered what the black on her teeth was, and why it was there, and even --
She tastes like spices, he thought, surprised to find the flavor less unpleasant than he would have guessed, though it held a bitter edge. Spices, and tobacco, and woodsmoke... Not like the vanilla and warm rain he always associated with Elizabeth's taste, nor were her lips as soft; but they both kissed fiercely and with such purpose --
Just as the thought of Elizabeth sent alarms crying in his head, Tia Dalma released him. He gasped, blinking at her as she leaned back with a reptilian smile.
"Will!" Jack shouted from the boat. "Quit dawdling, mate, we've a weird, otherworldy ship to catch!"
"Our debt is settled," Tia Dalma purred, sidling over to let him stumble through the door and down the ladder.
(It doesn't so much come up, but I've adopted
I really need to actually upload all these icons I've hoarded...
A Square Deal
They filed out into the darkness one by one, each according to his nature: Jack tapping a tune on the lid of his compass and looking pleased with himself, Gibbs rubbing his whiskered chin with a thoughtful frown, Marty muttering about the yellow python, Pintel and Ragetti arguing over whether the witch-lady had used bones from human knuckles or some fearsome creature. For his part, Will was breathing in the heavy, earth-rich air and wondering if Elizabeth would catch a chill in her cell. Before he could step over the threshold, Tia Dalma reached for him.
The delicacy of her hands was deceptive, for she had a grip like iron. Will turned as she tugged him back from the door, ducking his head to avoid a jar full of small, dirty eyeballs.
"Yes?" he said, distracted by the hanging jar. He could have sworn some of the eyes had rolled to watch him.
Tia Dalma's face was grave, her voice full of dark foreboding. "We must discuss payment once again."
"Jack already paid you," Will protested, trying to shake his arm free of her grasp without appearing to struggle. "You agreed to the undead monkey."
"Aye, Jack paid me for de knowledge of him heart," she said, baring her stained teeth in a grin. "But it was you ask about de Flying Dutchman, William Turner."
Will sighed, patting his pockets. He should have known they weren't to get out of here so easily. "I'm sorry, I haven't anything of value on me --"
Slender fingers rose to twist of lock of his hair into a curl. "I shall name de payment," she whispered, her hand sliding against his skull as she kissed him. Too stunned to move, much less think of how he might extricate himself, Will parted his lips at her invitation. It would be a lie to say that he hadn't wondered what the black on her teeth was, and why it was there, and even --
She tastes like spices, he thought, surprised to find the flavor less unpleasant than he would have guessed, though it held a bitter edge. Spices, and tobacco, and woodsmoke... Not like the vanilla and warm rain he always associated with Elizabeth's taste, nor were her lips as soft; but they both kissed fiercely and with such purpose --
Just as the thought of Elizabeth sent alarms crying in his head, Tia Dalma released him. He gasped, blinking at her as she leaned back with a reptilian smile.
"Will!" Jack shouted from the boat. "Quit dawdling, mate, we've a weird, otherworldy ship to catch!"
"Our debt is settled," Tia Dalma purred, sidling over to let him stumble through the door and down the ladder.
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and this is definitely not helping with my massive crush on Tia Dalma.
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(No sarcasm at all is intended in this next statement.) And congratulations on finding a POTC het pairing that I can kind of almost maybe accept with regard to Will. My heart was commandeered by the blacksmith, who insists that in my world, he is staunchly in love with his foxlike captain. Nobody has ever been able to suggest anything I'd take seriously before. (That's a really big compliment, I promise.)
BTW, excellent idea, and as always, well executed. *happy sigh* "If you want The Dala and all you can get is Lydia, for the love of God, WAIT."
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Thank you!
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And as far as the black teeth theory: my theory is that she painted her lips with black henna and it made it's way onto her teeth.
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Every time I see Tia's teeth, I think she must chew betel-nuts--although betel-juice is red, not black.
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Say, would you be interested in X-posting this into