Newest rumor about AWE - Johnny Depp leaves the POTC franchise citing irreconcilable differences with Ted and Terry in reference to the characterization of James Norrington.
The only actor available to replace him on short notice is...
OH MY GOD. I can see it now...Jack's final dramatic entrance in the trilogy: Hasslehoff Sparrow running in slow motion down the beach, wind ruffling his strangely curly dreadlocks, breeches made of red swimsuit material, shirt cut to maximize chest hair, toting a wooden rescue board...
Or maybe his jacket will LIGHT UP. Headscarf too ::dies laughing::
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The only actor available to replace him on short notice is...
David Hasslehoff
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Or maybe his jacket will LIGHT UP. Headscarf too ::dies laughing::
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*hic*
(oh god, and they have to recast Tia Dalma and choose Halle Berry in order to put "Oscar winner" on the poster.)
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Not scary, but suprising, which might also work.
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