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Okay, so I watch the local news for five minutes and I learn that 1. a couple of kids had a bomb/murder plot going at Sherwood (it was foiled, but STILL) and 2. there are now six cases of "probable swine flu" in Maryland.
THANKS, NEWS. I AM GOING TO GO WATCH MY BITCHES ON "REAL HOUSEWIVES" NOW. Oooh, or maybe "Man vs. Food." Have you guys ever watched that shit? Dude goes around the country playing I Triple Dog Dare You to Eat This - 4lb of steak, the world's largest pizza, the world's hottest noodles, eight trillion milkshakes, a squillion chili dogs, a burger the size of Texas. It is crazy, and awesome. It is just about the only food-related show that will give you ANTI-cravings. FIFTEEN DOZEN OYSTERS is what he's eating in New Orleans right now, I shit you not.
THANKS, NEWS. I AM GOING TO GO WATCH MY BITCHES ON "REAL HOUSEWIVES" NOW. Oooh, or maybe "Man vs. Food." Have you guys ever watched that shit? Dude goes around the country playing I Triple Dog Dare You to Eat This - 4lb of steak, the world's largest pizza, the world's hottest noodles, eight trillion milkshakes, a squillion chili dogs, a burger the size of Texas. It is crazy, and awesome. It is just about the only food-related show that will give you ANTI-cravings. FIFTEEN DOZEN OYSTERS is what he's eating in New Orleans right now, I shit you not.
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