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the_dala at 07:42pm on 26/05/2009
the_dala at 07:42pm on 26/05/2009I do not have two thousand words of Kirk/McCoy mpreg sitting on my hard drive.
I DO NOT, AND YOU CANNAE PROVE IT.
But I'm just saying if - if - the good captain got mixed up in some crazy alien technology fertility experiment (because he wasn't paying attention on the tour of the clinic, natch), and if - IF - the baby was a girl?
Her name would be Georgia.
Am I right?
TELL ME I'M RIGHT SO THE LAMBS WILL STOP SCREAMING.
The lambs screaming sound an awful lot like Sulu teasing Chekov about not being the baby anymore and Spock saying that she has very symmetrical features and Scotty saying "Och, lookit her wee fingers!" and Kirk going "I KNOW! HER TOES ARE EVEN LITTLER!" and Uhura saying "That's not a word" and McCoy grumbling about somebody giving her some damn space colic or something.
SHIT *HEADDESK*
I DO NOT, AND YOU CANNAE PROVE IT.
But I'm just saying if - if - the good captain got mixed up in some crazy alien technology fertility experiment (because he wasn't paying attention on the tour of the clinic, natch), and if - IF - the baby was a girl?
Her name would be Georgia.
Am I right?
TELL ME I'M RIGHT SO THE LAMBS WILL STOP SCREAMING.
The lambs screaming sound an awful lot like Sulu teasing Chekov about not being the baby anymore and Spock saying that she has very symmetrical features and Scotty saying "Och, lookit her wee fingers!" and Kirk going "I KNOW! HER TOES ARE EVEN LITTLER!" and Uhura saying "That's not a word" and McCoy grumbling about somebody giving her some damn space colic or something.
SHIT *HEADDESK*
horrified at my own brain
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