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because i don't have enough CRACK to write already

posted by [personal profile] the_dala at 07:42pm on 26/05/2009
I do not have two thousand words of Kirk/McCoy mpreg sitting on my hard drive.

I DO NOT, AND YOU CANNAE PROVE IT.

But I'm just saying if - if - the good captain got mixed up in some crazy alien technology fertility experiment (because he wasn't paying attention on the tour of the clinic, natch), and if - IF - the baby was a girl?

Her name would be Georgia.

Am I right?

TELL ME I'M RIGHT SO THE LAMBS WILL STOP SCREAMING.





The lambs screaming sound an awful lot like Sulu teasing Chekov about not being the baby anymore and Spock saying that she has very symmetrical features and Scotty saying "Och, lookit her wee fingers!" and Kirk going "I KNOW! HER TOES ARE EVEN LITTLER!" and Uhura saying "That's not a word" and McCoy grumbling about somebody giving her some damn space colic or something.

SHIT *HEADDESK*
Mood:: 'horrified at my own brain' horrified at my own brain
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posted by [identity profile] hannahrorlove.livejournal.com at 12:12am on 27/05/2009
Come on! It's the future, you won't need aliens! Heterotopic uteruses from willing donors or grown in vats! Artificial ones designed in Finland! Leftovers from the Eugenics War that have managed to claim valid, if fuzzy, legal status!

Seriously, it's Star Trek. You could make it work without breaking anything.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 01:57am on 27/05/2009
Except my brain, but I can spare that :)

(Good luck with the living situation, btw - it sounds like you've made a good start.)
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posted by [identity profile] hannahrorlove.livejournal.com at 01:58am on 27/05/2009
If you do it right, there won't be any breaking as such. Just bending, or twisting around. Seriously, why not have the Nokia of the future work in uterine replication technology?

(I've thrown up my hands and I'm going to wait until next month to try for something better.)
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posted by [identity profile] lizzybees.livejournal.com at 01:39am on 27/05/2009
I think I love you right now.

And this is coming from someone who generally LOATHES mpreg fic.

I blame Kirk. Only his awesomeness allows such a thing!
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 01:58am on 27/05/2009
Kirk would be the sexiest pregnant motherfucker in the damn galaxy.
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posted by [identity profile] lizzybees.livejournal.com at 02:22am on 27/05/2009
And he would gloat about it the whole damn time.

(and whine to McCoy about his feet being swollen)
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 02:25am on 27/05/2009
I might have already written that part - bridge announces the captain is coming down for medical attention, McCoy freaks out, then Kirk is like "My feet hurt! My back hurts! Make it better!"
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posted by [identity profile] lizzybees.livejournal.com at 02:30am on 27/05/2009
Mwahahahaha! Oh, whiny pregnant Kirk would be amazingly loltastic.
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posted by [identity profile] alessiana.livejournal.com at 01:44am on 27/05/2009
HAHA, I don't like mpreg either but this sounds hilarious!

"littler" LOL. I loves it I do.

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posted by [identity profile] erinya.livejournal.com at 01:47am on 27/05/2009
Hehehe plz?

(I have finally seen the movie so I can start going back and reading fic. Any recs?)
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 02:01am on 27/05/2009
I has! Sadly it is a very small subset of all the excellent fic I've read, because I haven't sat down to do another set: RECS

I've written four myself, which are floating around on the top page somewhere (I think they still are anyway - my logged-in LJ looks a little different on account of the many locked fic-plotting posts :)
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posted by [identity profile] erinya.livejournal.com at 02:03am on 27/05/2009
Yay, thank you! I was scrolling past it until I'd seen the movie, so I wasn't sure who had written what when.
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posted by [identity profile] ceria-taliesin.livejournal.com at 02:13am on 27/05/2009
LOL.

Okay, the picnic idea was funny and sweet. This one is just scary. Even though I'd read it if you wrote it
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 02:22am on 29/05/2009
It is even scarier INSIDE MY HEAD, trust me.
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posted by [identity profile] dejectedmadness.livejournal.com at 05:27pm on 27/05/2009
Okay, I just want to poke my head in and say that I haven't had the chance to indulge in the awesome fannishness of you in a long while but now our fannishness has collided again, and I look VERY forward to reading much more CRACK about STAR TREK from you in the near future. *is stoked!*
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 02:22am on 29/05/2009
Excellent! Trek is so much fun!
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posted by [identity profile] keoki.livejournal.com at 02:17am on 28/05/2009
Can I take this moment to say I fully support the fannon growing out of your head, and if Paramount wanted to pay you oddles of cash to convert it to canon I wouldn't have a problem with that? Especially with Paula Deen.

No?

Well too bad, I'm saying it anyways!
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 02:23am on 29/05/2009
Heeee. Paula's Southern BBQ was on Food Network tonight and I almost fell out of the chair laughing.
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posted by [identity profile] fureux.livejournal.com at 06:25pm on 02/06/2009
no idea how i left-clicked my way here but AHAHAHA can you dj my radio for a few hours? funny as fcuk.
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posted by [identity profile] reilael.livejournal.com at 03:25am on 03/06/2009
Ahahhaa! *want*
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