the Dalaverse

Everything is borked today, I swear to god. I get to Down County this morning and (in addition to their network always being slow as hell) the database is down. So I sit there twiddling my thumbs for an hour and a half, wondering if it'll go back up, before heading back to the office. And not only is the database still down, but the office computers are all on the fritz and I can't connect to the shared drive! Meaning I am incapable of doing, oh, 90% of my daily tasks. I'm actually relieved to hear everybody else is having trouble with LJ, because I was sure I was under some kind of curse for awhile there.

Quinn, my laptop didn't spontaneously combust, did it?