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the_dala at 07:40am on 01/06/2011
the_dala at 07:40am on 01/06/2011I had the best dream last night. I'm not even kidding, just listen to this.
There were a bunch of disparate parts, but the first plot revolved around this big museum with random collections of stuff from all over the world. I was walking around with...somebody, and that person accidentally broke a little piece of stone off a statue from India. The director of the museum - who was Agent Coulson btw - saw it and started to head over, so we ran through the rest of the maze-like building trying to hide. We ended up at a display where they were selling some kind of hair clip. Then I wandered out a side door without my companion and saw Agent-Director Coulson sitting in a car, watching me. I gave him a little wave and he gave me this semi-friendly, semi-hostile "I'm watching you" look.
So it turns out this museum was the stage for this huge battle between all these gods and heroes. This featured more "Thor" inspiration - the Chris Hemsworth incarnation was on one side while a different, younger Odin was on the other, and Sif was there too. They were all lined up facing each other and about to have a one-minute round. I must have been like an observer/mundane/Jane-type, because I remember being scared that even that short amount of time was going to cause some destruction. So then they started fighting, and Odin had the Hammer and was swinging it around, and shit got blown up. I don't remember what-all came of it because I moved onto a different dream sequence, but it was one of those very structured, action-packed dreams that unfold like a movie. I love it when those happen to me.
I was talking to Megan about some kind of costume party, possibly Halloween, and wondering if I should go as Elena or Katherine from "The Vampire Diaries" because apparently there were two guys willing to dress up as Stefan and Damon. I was explaining the plot of the show and how Nina Dobrev plays both characters and when she's Elena her hair is straight and when she's Katherine her hair is curled. And all about how the obvious solution to the Stefan-Katherine-Damon love triangle was a threesome.
So then somehow I was the actual Elena, and there was hot threesome action with the real Salvatore brothers. Well, I assume there was hot action - I don't recall details, but the three of us were definitely together. Apparently I write self-insert fic for a fandom I'm not actually in while asleep? I do really want to go find some now.
But wait, there's more! I drifted closer to wakefulness, enough to check the clock (6:00) and run over the details of the dreams so I could remember enough to post it in the morning. Then I fell back asleep. This almost always results in extremely vivid dreams, but I don't do it very often. In this case I was actually able to go back to the Thor dream. The battle was over, he had vanquished the bad guys, and now all the regular people were celebrating with a dance in this clearing surrounded by a little stream-moat. I was standing next to Tina watching people dance; "Time After Time" came on and I was like "Now it's time for the 'Romy and Michele' three-way dance" and sure enough, a bunch of people started doing it (I was all about threesomes in this sleep cycle). Then I noticed Thor; he was standing kind of awkwardly on the opposite side, watching "his people" (we were the town or whatever he had saved), wearing a suit with his hair pulled back. He started to walk off down this path around a pond. I ran around the other side to catch up with him and asked where he was going; he said that his job was done and nobody really wanted their hero/mayor/whateverthing hanging around to check up on them. I argued that the people needed to see him doing normal-people-things to accept him. He smiled down at me and agreed to come back. But first?
WE TOTALLY MADE OUT.
Up against a tree.
It was really hot.
The End.
...I told you it was awesome.
Anybody have some Thor/Jane fic to share? I was actually me in the dream, but, well, this is the alternative to Mary Sue-ing myself. Also a consolation prize for waking up from that.
There were a bunch of disparate parts, but the first plot revolved around this big museum with random collections of stuff from all over the world. I was walking around with...somebody, and that person accidentally broke a little piece of stone off a statue from India. The director of the museum - who was Agent Coulson btw - saw it and started to head over, so we ran through the rest of the maze-like building trying to hide. We ended up at a display where they were selling some kind of hair clip. Then I wandered out a side door without my companion and saw Agent-Director Coulson sitting in a car, watching me. I gave him a little wave and he gave me this semi-friendly, semi-hostile "I'm watching you" look.
So it turns out this museum was the stage for this huge battle between all these gods and heroes. This featured more "Thor" inspiration - the Chris Hemsworth incarnation was on one side while a different, younger Odin was on the other, and Sif was there too. They were all lined up facing each other and about to have a one-minute round. I must have been like an observer/mundane/Jane-type, because I remember being scared that even that short amount of time was going to cause some destruction. So then they started fighting, and Odin had the Hammer and was swinging it around, and shit got blown up. I don't remember what-all came of it because I moved onto a different dream sequence, but it was one of those very structured, action-packed dreams that unfold like a movie. I love it when those happen to me.
I was talking to Megan about some kind of costume party, possibly Halloween, and wondering if I should go as Elena or Katherine from "The Vampire Diaries" because apparently there were two guys willing to dress up as Stefan and Damon. I was explaining the plot of the show and how Nina Dobrev plays both characters and when she's Elena her hair is straight and when she's Katherine her hair is curled. And all about how the obvious solution to the Stefan-Katherine-Damon love triangle was a threesome.
So then somehow I was the actual Elena, and there was hot threesome action with the real Salvatore brothers. Well, I assume there was hot action - I don't recall details, but the three of us were definitely together. Apparently I write self-insert fic for a fandom I'm not actually in while asleep? I do really want to go find some now.
But wait, there's more! I drifted closer to wakefulness, enough to check the clock (6:00) and run over the details of the dreams so I could remember enough to post it in the morning. Then I fell back asleep. This almost always results in extremely vivid dreams, but I don't do it very often. In this case I was actually able to go back to the Thor dream. The battle was over, he had vanquished the bad guys, and now all the regular people were celebrating with a dance in this clearing surrounded by a little stream-moat. I was standing next to Tina watching people dance; "Time After Time" came on and I was like "Now it's time for the 'Romy and Michele' three-way dance" and sure enough, a bunch of people started doing it (I was all about threesomes in this sleep cycle). Then I noticed Thor; he was standing kind of awkwardly on the opposite side, watching "his people" (we were the town or whatever he had saved), wearing a suit with his hair pulled back. He started to walk off down this path around a pond. I ran around the other side to catch up with him and asked where he was going; he said that his job was done and nobody really wanted their hero/mayor/whateverthing hanging around to check up on them. I argued that the people needed to see him doing normal-people-things to accept him. He smiled down at me and agreed to come back. But first?
WE TOTALLY MADE OUT.
Up against a tree.
It was really hot.
The End.
...I told you it was awesome.
Anybody have some Thor/Jane fic to share? I was actually me in the dream, but, well, this is the alternative to Mary Sue-ing myself. Also a consolation prize for waking up from that.
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