posted by
the_dala at 07:03pm on 14/09/2011
What the fuck.
I step outside to shake out the rug, completely forgetting about the outside door locking. I'm out there for no more than five or six minutes when fortunately my neighbor comes home and lets me in. In that time I managed to collect FIVE (5) mosquito bites.
One of them directly below my left eye.
I'm allergic enough to mosquito venom/saliva/whatthefuckever that bites always swell up to at least the size of a Cheezit on me. One time I had three or four all clustered on my torso and the surface area of itchy swelling was bigger than my hand.
They don't even really itch yet, but oh, that will come. And the one under my eye, I swear to god I look diseased. I have some three-year-old aloe sunburn gel, but that's about it. And it's way too close to my eyeball for comfort right now.
Mosquitoes are the absolute worst.
I step outside to shake out the rug, completely forgetting about the outside door locking. I'm out there for no more than five or six minutes when fortunately my neighbor comes home and lets me in. In that time I managed to collect FIVE (5) mosquito bites.
One of them directly below my left eye.
I'm allergic enough to mosquito venom/saliva/whatthefuckever that bites always swell up to at least the size of a Cheezit on me. One time I had three or four all clustered on my torso and the surface area of itchy swelling was bigger than my hand.
They don't even really itch yet, but oh, that will come. And the one under my eye, I swear to god I look diseased. I have some three-year-old aloe sunburn gel, but that's about it. And it's way too close to my eyeball for comfort right now.
Mosquitoes are the absolute worst.
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