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the_dala at 11:12pm on 31/03/2004
the_dala at 11:12pm on 31/03/2004I've figured something out.
All Jack Davenport characters need to get laid.
No, seriously. All right, I'm limiting this to the number of things I've seen him in, but rest assured I have gone above and beyond the call of duty to seek him out. Observe:
1. Commodore Norrington. So needs some lovin'. I honestly don't care who -- Jack, Elizabeth, Will, Gillette, Groves, Giselle, Governor Swan, Gibbs, (hey, I was on a roll with the G, it was hard to stop). The one thing guaranteed to make me happy in a PotC fic is if Norrington gets lucky.
2. Michael from "Ultraviolet." Let's give angst-boy a shag, please. Should one man suffer so much without a little sympathy nookie? I think not.
3. Peter from "The Talented Mr. Ripley." He counts because he needed to get laid very badly, HE JUST PICKED EXACTLY THE WRONG PERSON TO SCREW. Sigh. Oh Peter, so sweet, so sensitive, we all wanted you to find a nice Johnny Depp character instead of Matt Damon's pyscho.
4. Steve from "Coupling." Just -- so -- awkward around women. My god I love Steve. I would do in him a second. He's just so utterly clueless, and he tries so hard, and he makes the goofiest little faces, and he has a wacky best friend! STEVE FOR MY BOYFRIEND '04.
All Jack Davenport characters. All in desperate need of some sexual healing. Turn up the Marvin Gaye and let's get to it.
(Yes, I am aware that none of these people actually exist and thus I cannot give of myself to ease their pain. That's the really sad part.)
All Jack Davenport characters need to get laid.
No, seriously. All right, I'm limiting this to the number of things I've seen him in, but rest assured I have gone above and beyond the call of duty to seek him out. Observe:
1. Commodore Norrington. So needs some lovin'. I honestly don't care who -- Jack, Elizabeth, Will, Gillette, Groves, Giselle, Governor Swan, Gibbs, (hey, I was on a roll with the G, it was hard to stop). The one thing guaranteed to make me happy in a PotC fic is if Norrington gets lucky.
2. Michael from "Ultraviolet." Let's give angst-boy a shag, please. Should one man suffer so much without a little sympathy nookie? I think not.
3. Peter from "The Talented Mr. Ripley." He counts because he needed to get laid very badly, HE JUST PICKED EXACTLY THE WRONG PERSON TO SCREW. Sigh. Oh Peter, so sweet, so sensitive, we all wanted you to find a nice Johnny Depp character instead of Matt Damon's pyscho.
4. Steve from "Coupling." Just -- so -- awkward around women. My god I love Steve. I would do in him a second. He's just so utterly clueless, and he tries so hard, and he makes the goofiest little faces, and he has a wacky best friend! STEVE FOR MY BOYFRIEND '04.
All Jack Davenport characters. All in desperate need of some sexual healing. Turn up the Marvin Gaye and let's get to it.
(Yes, I am aware that none of these people actually exist and thus I cannot give of myself to ease their pain. That's the really sad part.)
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