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the_dala at 07:31pm on 26/04/2004
the_dala at 07:31pm on 26/04/2004Vanessa: Mmm, they're grilling something out there, it smells good.
Me: Still smells like shrimp to me.
Vanessa: Maybe you have a weird nose. Maybe it's your allergies.
Me: Allergies that make me smell shrimp? I might as well kill myself.
Vanessa: It must be the allergies.
Me: Why would my allergies make me smell shrimp?
Vanessa: I don't know. Maybe they've been corrupted.
Me: By fellow seafood-smelling allergies?
EWWWW IT SMELLS LIKE SHRIMP.
Me: Still smells like shrimp to me.
Vanessa: Maybe you have a weird nose. Maybe it's your allergies.
Me: Allergies that make me smell shrimp? I might as well kill myself.
Vanessa: It must be the allergies.
Me: Why would my allergies make me smell shrimp?
Vanessa: I don't know. Maybe they've been corrupted.
Me: By fellow seafood-smelling allergies?
EWWWW IT SMELLS LIKE SHRIMP.
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Silly seafood-hating people. Y'all don't know what you're missing (me<--parents both from islands).
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