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posted by [personal profile] the_dala at 09:28pm on 28/09/2004
Goddamnit. I forgot how wordy James can be sometimes. Just shut UP already, man. You're making Jack look downright taciturn. I cannot give you pages and pages for your internal monologue. More importantly, you can't have any sex if you're bloody thinking all the time. See this icon? There will be NO love for a commodore who refuses to participate in dialogue.

::huffs:: Muses. Figures.
Mood:: 'frustrated' frustrated
Music:: and when you're living in america at the end of the millenium, you're what you own
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posted by [identity profile] sinister-beauty.livejournal.com at 06:35pm on 28/09/2004
...-splorfle- xDDDD

Oh dear. I am sorry the muse is being fickle. But, yes. James is ridiculously loquacious at times...particularly in his own head.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 07:54pm on 28/09/2004
Dude, no wonder he has trouble getting laid. He's silently talking to himself all the time.
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posted by [identity profile] sinister-beauty.livejournal.com at 08:02pm on 28/09/2004
Ahahaha!

I laugh because it's TRUE.

"Oh God,yes, James. Left! Ah!"

*I wonder if my hand is in the right place. Perhaps if I maneuver myself here it will be much more beneficial. Ah, no, no. Perhaps not the best idea. Could get tangled in hair. I would suppose that would be rather much of a mood killer, pulled hair. Hmm, indeed, yes.--*

"James! Oh! Oh, James! Left!"

*You know I rather like this angle. Much more conveinient for my knees. Less stress on the arms as well. Ah, but they do need work, don't they. They haven't touched a sword in weeks. Terribly lazy of me. All right. This week: less paperwork, more swordwork. That should do the trick--*

"Left! James, Left!...James? James!!!"

*Maybe next time I'll suggest we do this somewhere a bit more exotic. The carpet perhaps. Oh no, but rug burns. Speaking of which, the rugs need to be cleaned. I'll get Martha on that immediatly. They really are an atrocious sight--*

"JAMES I SAID LEFT. NOW MOVE! -smack-"

-snicker-
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 08:15pm on 28/09/2004
HEEE! ::dies::

I am so not kidding when I say I've written at least three James sex scenes following that general format.
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posted by [identity profile] sinister-beauty.livejournal.com at 08:17pm on 28/09/2004
Who HASN'T written at least three sex scenes with James following that format, is my question. xD

You know, unless it's dominant James. In which he tells Cap'n Sparrow just where he can put it is ya know what I mean.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 08:20pm on 28/09/2004
Very true. Even then, you just know he's got half a brain cell worrying about getting poked by that spiny thing.

::rereads:: Ummm...the other one. Yeah.
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posted by [identity profile] sinister-beauty.livejournal.com at 08:22pm on 28/09/2004
Duuude. That's spiny thing. Wtf is that anyway?

I think it's a bone. But...Bzuh?
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posted by [identity profile] geekmama.livejournal.com at 07:37pm on 28/09/2004
Doola, I was feeling so depressed this evening, and then I read your simple, yet stunning reply to Dala's amusing post, and I'm smiling again. My deepest thanks to you both.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 07:56pm on 28/09/2004
Am glad to have helped cheer you up :)
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posted by [identity profile] geekmama.livejournal.com at 08:07pm on 28/09/2004
Well, part of the cure was the beer I was sucking down at the same time. But the post and the reply really made me laugh. I liked your earlier post about the gnat, too.

(Are you writing more Nail?????? That will make me REALLY happy!)
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 08:16pm on 28/09/2004
::hides:: No, unfortunately. I still have to beat the beginning into submission and hash out Norrington's siblings.
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posted by [identity profile] geekmama.livejournal.com at 08:24pm on 28/09/2004
Oh, no worries. I know how it is, 'cause there are people bugging me for more Harry & the Pirate and I'm still struggling to establish a plot so I can't really start it. You know I like whatever you write.
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posted by [identity profile] the-dala.livejournal.com at 07:56pm on 28/09/2004
*sporfle* No doubt! :)
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posted by [identity profile] hils.livejournal.com at 03:46am on 29/09/2004
BWAHAHAHA!!!!

See, this is why I'd be no good at writing Sparrington. I'm as impatient as Jack is ;)
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