*I wonder if my hand is in the right place. Perhaps if I maneuver myself here it will be much more beneficial. Ah, no, no. Perhaps not the best idea. Could get tangled in hair. I would suppose that would be rather much of a mood killer, pulled hair. Hmm, indeed, yes.--*
"James! Oh! Oh, James! Left!"
*You know I rather like this angle. Much more conveinient for my knees. Less stress on the arms as well. Ah, but they do need work, don't they. They haven't touched a sword in weeks. Terribly lazy of me. All right. This week: less paperwork, more swordwork. That should do the trick--*
"Left! James, Left!...James? James!!!"
*Maybe next time I'll suggest we do this somewhere a bit more exotic. The carpet perhaps. Oh no, but rug burns. Speaking of which, the rugs need to be cleaned. I'll get Martha on that immediatly. They really are an atrocious sight--*
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I laugh because it's TRUE.
"Oh God,yes, James. Left! Ah!"
*I wonder if my hand is in the right place. Perhaps if I maneuver myself here it will be much more beneficial. Ah, no, no. Perhaps not the best idea. Could get tangled in hair. I would suppose that would be rather much of a mood killer, pulled hair. Hmm, indeed, yes.--*
"James! Oh! Oh, James! Left!"
*You know I rather like this angle. Much more conveinient for my knees. Less stress on the arms as well. Ah, but they do need work, don't they. They haven't touched a sword in weeks. Terribly lazy of me. All right. This week: less paperwork, more swordwork. That should do the trick--*
"Left! James, Left!...James? James!!!"
*Maybe next time I'll suggest we do this somewhere a bit more exotic. The carpet perhaps. Oh no, but rug burns. Speaking of which, the rugs need to be cleaned. I'll get Martha on that immediatly. They really are an atrocious sight--*
"JAMES I SAID LEFT. NOW MOVE! -smack-"
-snicker-
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I am so not kidding when I say I've written at least three James sex scenes following that general format.
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You know, unless it's dominant James. In which he tells Cap'n Sparrow just where he can put it is ya know what I mean.
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::rereads:: Ummm...the other one. Yeah.
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I think it's a bone. But...Bzuh?